Matter, Energy, and Life of Michael A. Castello.

Tag: humor

  • Hit the Road, John

    Well, it’s my fault for not writing this immediately when I was thinking about it. Towards the end of last week, I took it upon myself to fix the Xbox display at my store (CompUSA). Several weeks before, the Xbox rep had come by and naturally was annoyed that the system didn’t work. She shipped me some […]

  • Out with a Flash

    Yeah, while attempting to make final tweaks to our research papers, Jerri and I came up with some great senior pranks. With the help of our very cool friends, we pulled them off quite well. We finally got our vengeance against Mr. Tim, the CBA science teacher, by Saran Wrapping his car and writing all over…

  • Composition Students

    The brave teenager dragged his exhausted form toward the golden structure. Even if he did make it to the Temple of Completion, his quest was far from over. Armed only with his sword of ballpoint and keyboard, he would have to defeat a plethora of formidable assailants. He wasn’t looking forward to facing the triple-incarnated Revision, the biting…

  • Way to Feel Stupid

    I made myself get up at 7:00 this morning. Now if that wasn’t stupid by itself, it was to go to a work meeting. A work meeting that I thought started at eight, but really didn’t start until nine. What a wonderful start to the day. I stocked some games at CompUSA later on, and I realized something. You…

  • You want what‽

    It’s surprising the things people come into CompUSA to find. Like office supplies, when there is a Staples store in every shopping center nearby, including ours. Sorry but we sell technology, not machinery. Yesterday a fellow wanted to buy a dot-matrix printer. Most people don’t even know what that is, not to mention having a use for one. He…

  • February 14 Hitch

    No, that wasn’t Rachel and me getting married, ya ectoplasm. We went to a wedding. Rachel and I saw Hitch this weekend. That movie is on my favorites list now. It totally r0x0rz my b0x0rz (the awesome penguin ones). So go see it. Know of any good places to download techno music? I could use some (.midi files need not respond).…

  • Rachel Weekend!

    I find it helps clear my mind a little if I write one of these journals before embarking on a quest to write a good composition paper. I’m going to need all the +1UP’s I can get while working on this one. It’s the first composition paper all year that I have zero motivation for, as it’s…