Matter, Energy, and Life of Michaela A. Castello.
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Sir, you have the intelligence of a sea cucumber.
I was working today on the largest repetitive task at CompUSA: The Monthly Networking Section Reorganization of Death. This time, they’re really going to make sure it doesn’t get screwed up in a week. We’ll see. Anyway, one Einstein of a customer decided that the best place to leave his full Starbucks while he chitchatted on his cell phone…
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Hit the Road, John
Well, it’s my fault for not writing this immediately when I was thinking about it. Towards the end of last week, I took it upon myself to fix the Xbox display at my store (CompUSA). Several weeks before, the Xbox rep had come by and naturally was annoyed that the system didn’t work. She shipped me some…
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Out with a Flash
Yeah, while attempting to make final tweaks to our research papers, Jerri and I came up with some great senior pranks. With the help of our very cool friends, we pulled them off quite well. We finally got our vengeance against Mr. Tim, the CBA science teacher, by Saran Wrapping his car and writing all over…