Remember when I posted that I wanted that Threadless shirt? I received a package a few weeks later with the shirt enclosed. I thought my brother Mark had gotten it for me, until I noticed the note: “May the Flying Spaghetti Monster touch you with his noodly appendage.” That eliminated Mark and narrowed the pool of people considerably. Who do I know who reads my site, knows my mailing address, and is a Pastafarian? I guessed my friend Chris, but when I asked him he denied all responsibility. I’m left with a tantalizing mystery.
As I attempt to solve it, I have a great new addition to my shirt collection. It is as awesome as I knew it would be, and fits great. Thank you so much for your kindness, whoever you are!